If your plumber has to call a plumber, it's gonna be a bad time.

Luckily, it wasn't my house.

Ok, I know my writing isn't that great, but compared to this guy my stuff almost qualifies for a Booker! Or at least a Nebula.

http://reidlrosenthal.com/content/reid/

1) If I say anything that sounds like Brent-especially in the context of I talked to Brent or Brent is coming to town this weekend, the only correct response is What the Fuck is wrong with you ( Read more... )

So I'm at bowling and suddenly I start thinking about the fact that T starts preschool next week and he's never gone potty in a men's room. I wonder if the teacher will go in with him because he'll probably need help pulling his pants up. He doesn't really aim. Up until now natural trajectory has worked. How much aim do you need for a urinal versus ( Read more... )

Yesterday I saw this commercial showing Santa's workshop looking dismal and Santa makes some comment about how they have to make cut backs due to his high cellphone bill. Then Santa gets in his sled, picks up the reigns and says Come on Rudolfo! A mule looks back at him with a red nose ( Read more... )

So I'm flipping channels trying to find a movie for T to watch since he's sick and we haven't left the couch today. I find a channel where a movie is just starting. I've never seen it so I'm pretty sure he hasn't either yet he guessed it was Scooby Doo. Without barely seeing anything, let alone actually seeing a Scooby Doo character he guessed it. ( Read more... )

So I got a spam email today that had the subject line ( Read more... )

How is it possible that you can have all these experts telling you that Tristan needs all these therapies, but then my insurance denies it because its not medically necessary? Because all these experts, just for shits and giggles, said yeah put him in therapy! It'll be tons of fun.

It's amazing how stress and sadness and all those other negative emotions can make your body hurt in so many places

My dad is going to trial for his DUI next Thursday finally. Can't wait to see what that means ( Read more... )