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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother ( Read more... )

1. FIRST NAME:
Krysta

2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
strangely enough... getting a piercing taken out.. close second would be getting my chest/sternum tattooed ( Read more... )

RIP triple lip piercing
Dec. 26th 2005

I stole annie's idea. because she is that cool. *cries for the piercings that were never meant to be*

so pretty much... going to cosmetology school is my favorite decision I ever made. I'm almost two months in and I'm having a blast. on wednesday I final out, which means I have to take a written test, and perm and cut my mom's hair. assuming that all goes well, I'll be on the floor doing actual people's hair instead of just mannequins. I'll be a ( Read more... )

After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care ( Read more... )

whoa I just found this survey I filled out like 2 years ago when I was wasted. here's one of the questions.

6. DO YOU LIKE TO BE SURPRISED? eyah, as long as it's completely otu fo the blue and someone doesn't say I have a surprise for you and i'm like what is it and they're like you'll find out friday and then the whole time i'm wondering what it ( Read more... )

Which Britney Spears are you?
Nerd Britney
People often forget how often you say things like, "Golly", and "Oh Gee". It's not an act. You have a nerdy side that is wonderful.

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here I am kids, updating. yay!! this is for you, "arlo", whom I can't find on SG anymore... tear. and I never got a chance to see you naked ( Read more... )

I can't afford beauty school by like $5000.
If you're really really nice, you'll donate.
Seriously, even a dollar would be very
much appreciated. Thanks guys! I'll give you all
sweet haircuts when I'm done with school!