Edited because the problem wasn't solved and it just fucking annoys me.

Today I woke up to the sound of the tugboats on the Severn River ( Read more... )

Dita Von Teese is a goddess.

I finished her book yesterday and I'm just adopting more and more of her pin-up tips.  I am so in love.  I rushed right out to CVS and bought translucent powder (I had long since stopped wearing powder because I thought it may have been too much), two new shades of lipstick (including fiery red), got a new pair of peep- ( Read more... )

I am on the cusp of a revolution ( Read more... )

It is said that the question that matters most in life is whether or not to commit suicide.

The power of your own life is always in your hands, any time, all the time.  Such a scary thing to think - that shockingly, people decide to live or die every time they wake.  Most choose life, of course.

I'm sorry.  My thoughts this evening are so full of ( Read more... )

What a pleasant day ( Read more... )

Today is going to be fucking awesome ( Read more... )

I got my first filling today aaaand...

I feel retarded.  All those years I skipped the dentist because I didn't want mouth shots turned out to be a stupid idea.  For one, the filling and drilling procedure was ridiculously simple and quick.  Um, and I didn't even feel the shot.  They always say, "Oh don't worry honey, you won't feel a thing," but I ( Read more... )

I've been on a real Creedence Clearwater Revival kick for the past week.  I like to call it getting back to my roots.

I also cannot get off the subject of sex.  :/  It's awful.  I feel like some kind of crazy nympho, but I really can't help it.  It's not weird or anything though... I'm twenty years old, of course I'm gonna be like, "OMGSEXLOLOLOL ( Read more... )

The wind outside is roaring so hard that I was terrified tornado sirens were going to go off or something.  Not that they'd have tornado sirens in Maryland, but still.  50 mph, dude ( Read more... )