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[gloin]

The nurse just came in and changed my bedpan..
I slapped her on the butt! HAHAHAHA she's a frisky one, she is!
Not as frisky as that pretty Legolas lass though.. If only she wouldn't brush off my advances!

Ugh. Jello for dinner again.
Hopefully Saruman can sneak me some creamed corn from his room down the hall..

Damned nursing homes. Damn kids.

Comments

[legolasgreenlef]

Nonni, where is the link to me journal? I quite appreciate links when you speaketh my name. Do this promptly, or there shall be no elven toosh nor creamed corn for you. *stern pretty look*

[gloin]

BAH!

[legolasgreenlef]

Thank thee.

[rumil]

Saruman be-eth in the very same elderly home as thee? Dear. I'd no idea.