my toe is numb. I cannot feel my toe..

I don't really have any friends....so I have MAKE BELIEVE friends.

hello.

I have a secret.

.....*wakes up....looks completely baffled*

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.......*farts*

I wish to wed.

*threatens with used bedpan*
vote.

..I need new sheets.

My gods, I am not going to be on this earth much longer....AGAIN!! I just found out I'm not right handed, I'm left handed.

My son hates me.

Who shpirked the JELOO!?!!!!!!!!

I'm not allowed out of me room today..
Entertain me.