HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

You all thought I was DEAD, huh?!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
......morons.

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*kicks the bucket, bites the dust, buys the farm*

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

ooooh boy.. Its good to be back..
I REMEMBER ALL OF YE BASTARDS NOW!
HAHAHAHA!!

Thankyou modern medication!
THANK-.........

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Nobody visits me anymore....

I just awoke from a very long, very nice nap.

However I have a bit of a problem.....

..where am I?
and.....what was I doin' last?

Why does this lady keep comin' into my room and changin' the sheets?
WHY?!

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Tonight is mashed potatos and broccoli night.

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WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!

UNFAITHFUL, MY FLOWER?!
WITH MY OWN SON?!

YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!
YOU WILL PAY!!
YOU WILL - *tries to get out of bed, but can't.. lays back down, defeated.*

.....nurse.....?