If everyone else is so worked up.. I want to be too!

*throws a fit*

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Hello?

..........I'm still waiting..

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NURSE!

I've decided I'm sick of staying in a blasted home.
I'm moving in with my good-for-nothing son whether he likes it or not.

I figured it all out over me morning Jell-O..

I'd prefer that fruity elf lass to carry me ever so carefully, and my beautiful elven maiden to be here for mine eyes to relish upon......and that smelly kid can carry my bed.... ( Read more... )

I'm angry and my back hurts.

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I miss my lady elf, and my son won't speak to me..
FORGIVE ME Gimli, for showing off me own flesh and blood! And yes, I'm being SARCASTIC!
YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER!!

I need to be turned! AH! rash..

Legolas! Where are you, my sweet? Do not tarry me!
*wink wink*

Earlier this eve I was showing off pictures of my ungrateful son to the hot nurses around here....

Young Gimli still trying to squeeze into his highchair..

His short-lived photography career in college (AND WHO FUNDED YOU?!?!UNGRATEFUL....)And then there was his crappy modeling career....Which I ALSO helped fund....AND HERE I AM IN A HOME!! ( Read more... )

The nurse just came in and changed my bedpan..
I slapped her on the butt! HAHAHAHA she's a frisky one, she is!
Not as frisky as that pretty Legolas lass though.. If only she wouldn't brush off my advances!

Ugh. Jello for dinner again.
Hopefully Saruman can sneak me some creamed corn from his room down the hall..

Damned nursing homes. Damn kids.

I think I get it now..
Alright here we go..

I'm old, angry, single and lookin' for love.
I enjoy long walks in the woods, gettin' drunk off my arse,
and good sex with good women..
I have kids. But am not attached.

Please respond if interested..

......there. Thats what this crap-heap is for right?
Thanks to my good for nothin' son for the

CONFOUNDED MACHINERY!!

How in all of Middle frakin' Earth does this thing wor-