Comments | gloin: Ah..

gloin

Ah..

Feb 19, 2002 18:02

I think I get it now..
Alright here we go..

I'm old, angry, single and lookin' for love.
I enjoy long walks in the woods, gettin' drunk off my arse,
and good sex with good women..
I have kids. But am not attached.

Please respond if interested..

......there. Thats what this crap-heap is for right?
Thanks to my good for nothin' son for the

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*LOL!* legolasgreenlef February 19 2002, 18:45:37 UTC

You amuse me, bitter old man. ;)

Re: *LOL!* gloin February 19 2002, 19:19:09 UTC

Rrooowwwrrl..
*edges closer to the beautiful elven lady*

Re: *LOL!* lordelladan February 19 2002, 19:26:46 UTC

(dies laughing)

riverdaughter February 19 2002, 19:59:47 UTC

::does the same:: XD

Ah, a match made in Heaven.

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lordelladan February 19 2002, 19:06:59 UTC

welcome to livejournal. i hear that legolas is a fine young woman and very fond of dwarves. maybe you should go ask her.

don't have sex with me though. i have explosives.

I see.. gloin February 19 2002, 19:17:32 UTC

The Lady Legolas is indeed, very fair..

Why, Yes legolasgreenlef February 20 2002, 05:10:24 UTC

I am rather lovely, aren't I?

l_greenleaf February 19 2002, 19:24:01 UTC

Aye, I believe that other Legolas might fancy you. She is the one who keeps pin-ups of you taped on her vanity.

But welcome, nonetheless.

legolasgreenlef February 19 2002, 20:13:57 UTC

Well NOW, thank thee greatly for giving me bloody secret away...err..."Legolas".

Re: l_greenleaf February 19 2002, 20:44:16 UTC

Anytime.

*waves* peregrin_took February 19 2002, 20:10:40 UTC

Gloin! I've herad about you in many a Bilbo's stories, heard a bit about you from Gimli, and I even saw you at the Council of Elrond, but I never have met you! Glad to know Gimli has hooked you up!

(And yes, I hear Legolas is quite a nice catch.)

Re: *waves* gloin February 19 2002, 20:15:49 UTC

....yer feet stink.
Get me some ale. my Liver is failing and I'm bed-ridden.
BAH!

Re: *waves* peregrin_took February 19 2002, 20:19:24 UTC

aren't we a crabby old dwarf???

i'm sure glad bilbo's not crabby...

and my feet do not stink. my lovely wife diamond makes sure of that.

Re: *waves* gloin February 19 2002, 20:21:20 UTC

Thats nice..
WHERES MY BOOZE?!

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xxcelebornxx February 20 2002, 09:58:43 UTC

Get drunk off your arse, eh?

Well, it has been said that I own the largest ammount of alcohol in all of Middle Earth..so you're quite welcome to come drink with me whenever you like, I'll even see if Legolas can join us.