Dear Kingy,

Sorry to hear about the ass-maggots. Wanna get together and get baked?

Yours,

Pip Daddy

So, fuck, Sam bailed.

Twice, even,

And my Dad's off in detox in a place where he can get the care he needs, so that sorta makes me Thain, be-yatches.

Yeah, I'm the fucking Mayor, the fucking Sheriff, the fucking Thain...I am da man!

Uh...how the fuck does one run a government?

*looks for a manual*

Guess who's back?

Daddy's back.

Pip Daddy.

I can't tell you how, but it's the real fucking Pip Daddy, in yo' face and ready for luv.

Merry! Merry, wake your ass up.

you know, i saw rocky horror today. i wanted to be frankenfurter ( Read more... )

OOC:

no, i do NOT want a replica of pippin. i haven't been keeping pippin active for a little bit because of a few social circumstances. i ALSO am not a part of mesptmuns on my new journal, so i'm stuck in a bit of a rut.

i'll update him VERY soon.

have just come back from venturing to find my inner glamhobbit.

was sidetracked by velvet goldmine on the way. am in love with jonathan rhys-meyers. he is my new love. forget any attraction to merry.

i'm hungry. and ... on weed withdrawal. *grabs around for weed* o....k.... WHO STOLE THE GLITTER BAG WITH OLD TOBY IN IT!?

i'm so frightfully sorry i haven't updated in a while. duties to be done ( Read more... )

mun almost had nervous breakdown :(

*puts on curly wig and runs around insane like real me old-time pippin*

mun much happier.

*puts back on top hat and slinks down the walk*

*puts on boa and top hat along with glitter and leather pants*

erianthe and i are discussing names... hobbit-rex or middle earth dolls? which do you like better?

erianthe and i are going to have a musical collaboration. i'm going to be glam rock hobbit. pippin bowie... and yes, i can still smoke my hobbit weed. *puffpuff*

*puts on leather pants and glitter*

i love having a new mun. no silly rap songs to sing.