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[glowbrighter]

[GUESS WHO FIGURED OUT HOW TO FILTER CALLS? YEEEEP.

...AND GUESS WHO SUCKS AT IT? YEEEEEP.]

[Filtered to: Shikieiki Yamaxanadu; SO HACKABLE THAT IT'S PUBLIC.]

Um....hi, miss. I was wonderin'- what does it take to get sent to hell when you die? When you really die, I mean, not like what happens here.

[ACTION]

[Housemates, she is sticking a note

Comments

[k1_sauce]

Hell...?

You shouldn't be thinking of things like that, Wriggle...

[glowbrighter]

-Oh, hey Keiichi. Darn, did I mess up the filter thingie?

You don't gotta worry about it....

[k1_sauce]

OOOH NO YOU DON'T!

Us guys need to STICK TOGETHER! If you're worrying about something like that, then there's something up!

[glowbrighter]

[DAMN, YOU'RE SO MANLY! SHE CAN FEEL IT THROUGH THE PHOOOOOONE]

It's....it's no big deal, really...

[faaaaaaaaalteringgggg]

[funkinmylab]

You know, if you REALLY want to know about the afterlife, then you should ask a REAL demon those questions.

[glowbrighter]

Stupid filter- well, okay then, Mao. What kinda people end up in hell?

[funkinmylab]

Usually those who commit heinous crimes in the human world end up down there.

When that happens, they become little penguin demons called Prinnies and they have to work their butts off down there to atone for their sins.

[glowbrighter]

......

[please forgive her silence as she imagines Yuuka!penguin]

[convallariaceae]

[Yuuka hears the FAIL!FILTER...but sits on the line for a full minute before the distinct click of someone hanging up is heard.]

[glowbrighter]

[YEAH, SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU. OUT OF....well. Not concern, but.

.....

SHUT UP IT'S COMPLICATED. Brb also hanging up after staring at the phone in confusion.]

Action

[steel_massifail]

[[He reads the note.

This is his reaction.]]

Yes! They're finally going to talk about their feelings!

[[He may or may not be dancing around the house.]]

Action

[glowbrighter]

[YOU WISH, BRO. Annnnd heading back inside to get some water-]

-Massimo? What are ya doin'?

Action. why am i even replying to this

[steel_massifail]

[[BRB.

HIDING FOR LIKE.

FOREVER.]]

[rivercrossed]

[ Komachi giggles at the filterfail, but not maliciously. ]

You want to know about Hell, huh? I deal with the deceased. Do you want to ask me something? Or maybe I'll send you to Hell right now~

[glowbrighter]

[YOU'RE MEAN, KOMACHI, GO AWAY. But she doesn't...sound really concerned...which is in itself kind of worrying, but woteva.]

I don't really think you can do that here. Anyway, I just wanted to know what it took to get sent there....an' if there was any way outta there.

[rivercrossed]

Eh, I was just jokin'. It's not like I can do that under normal circumstances either. I don't actually judge the dead. But, I can tell you that they can be a real annoyance! For one, if you don't accept your death, then maybe that'll lead to you being sent to Hell.