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Mcsweeneys.net published my teensy weensy little short thing in todays lists portion of the website.

feel free to peruse at http://mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/3NickPyle.html

last night, after practice, i was sitting in my reading chair and Jeff was sleeping on my lap and he must have been having some insanely great dream because at one point he rolled onto his back and stuck his paws into the air and made big circular motions with his paws while making this crazy burbling noise. i think the dream involved him swimming ( Read more... )

once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Nick. he lived in the evil dark fortress, The Castle Infotrack Inc, that was ruled over by a ill tempered man with little geriatric bosoms, he was known only as King Gunner. the king's toadie was a man named The Duke of Rhodes and he was born with fingers not unlike the sausages that were made ( Read more... )

i've been reading Steinbeck lately, because my father thinks that reading his books are the only way to really understand human darkness. i've never encountered anything so bleak. i finished East Of Eden last night, and now all i want to do is put on a black veil and break all my light bulbs ( Read more... )

i won't bore anyone with the details.

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boredom sets in. out come the weekly haiku competitions ( Read more... )

i got the T-bird and its beautiful.

it's a wild boar with an engine full of blood, and nothing but disrespect for the speed limit.

i named it Prince Charles.