Today in class the teacher spoke of "either, or". He said, "When your girlfriend asks you whether you love her or julie it's easy to say, 'oh yes it's you', when really you love sarah."

and i thought to myself, "how true".

i am not supposed to write short stories.

i'm kidding.

143...bitch.

max williamson blows asscakes. :o)))))x infinity

things have been well. in case you were wondering ( Read more... )

the most lovely thing i have heard in a very long time:
Maximus529: thanks for the text last night
Maximus529: if my heart had a face i know it would have been smiling

1.Name someone with the same birthday as you? the penguin beanie baby ( Read more... )

it bothers me that matching bra and panty sets are manufactured.

i informed him, in an e-mail, of my ongoing stupidity in my creative writing class: most recently we read a poem, that apparently, was about a daughter being abused by some spouse and making an apple pie for her father and her father notices the glasses but doesn't say anything and just shoves pie in his mouth. well i interpreted this wonderful ( Read more... )

A friend asked if I ever post my writing on here. I told him that a lot of the things on here are parts of stories or turn in to them. However it brought to my attention that i've never really posted a whole beginning middle and end type deal (that wasn't private). so here's an excercise i just finished. the guidelines were that no one could die, ( Read more... )