it's a strangely popular phenomenon at app. (and i'm sure at other colleges as well) for girls to go braless. i never took part in this for fear that my shy and humble breasts would shrink into me and leave me looking like pre pubescent fifth grader. today happened by accident. my alarm startled me out of my sleep so violently that in rushing to ( Read more... )

bright colors make me happy. when i had pink hair i would sit in class, watch it fall all over my face, and giggle to myself that something so vividly pink was my own hair. the purple had some of the same effect but not as much as the pink. it would spread itself out all over my white pillow. the flashing pink against a white background was such a ( Read more... )

my recent obsession with common is something i should thank max for. being that everday i was in st. augstine i heard the record (not cd...record) and slowly but surely it became a staple in my cd changer. i think i like listening to it on vinyl better but the funds are low and i am without a record player. it just sounds a little more raw (i'm not ( Read more... )

a few silly things that make me laugh ( Read more... )

all this new tupperware baffles me... i say tupperware but it may be a new gladlock container. either way the new commercial features a small child going ape shit with his father's salsa in their flawless white living room without a single spill. now why exactly do we need twist and lock gladware? cocaine, perhaps?...keeps atomic energy fresh? but ( Read more... )

i need to get to africa. bottom line. however i refuse to go with a church because i feel that isn't something the people there need as much as aids education. fuck i hate being one person ( Read more... )

The recent lack of fireflys should really be of more concern than it is being given, if it is a concern at all for some people. Where have they gone?? I spent my pre-pubescent years chasing them down, bottling them up, and creating scintillating natural nightlight. without realizing how inhumane it really was i would sometimes pull the glowing end ( Read more... )

Dear Charlie Murphy,
I think you're way better than Eddie.
xoxo,
Whitney B. Lacey

I am going to get married before i am seventy ( Read more... )

when did silence become taboo? while riding in the car with tess (who might as well be my little sister) the radio dj began to go on about her life and her cats and i could only help but think to myself, "mam, who gives a flying fuck?" i bet her husband doesn't even give a rats ass about the cat meowing unless it wakes him up at the crack of dawn. ( Read more... )