In the fifth grade, my best friend at the time, Melissa told me I wouldn't walk into Lowe's Foods eating a dog biscuit.
It tasted like stale special k and I ate the whole thing.

How fucked up is it that I'm having the best times here at App. and I have less than a month left before my dreaded vagabond summer? Sheesh. Sunday could easily have been one of the best days of my 19 years of existing. Due to the weather Ali, Kaye, and I took a trip to the parkway. Kaye knew about this beautiful cliff ledge mountain rock place... ( Read more... )

I have been unnaturally emotional today. It wouldn't be visible to anyone unless they somehow found a way to tap into my brain. However it makes me feel a little off my normal balance and I believe this to be a signal of the nearing bout into my week of womanly absurdity ( Read more... )

Am I becoming a stoney bitch? At certain times I feel as if i might be an ice queen when it comes to emotion and boys. I have learned to separate emotion and lust so well that it is almost worrisome. I became truely worried the other night when I found myself in an everyday party situation. Cup in hand I began to wander until I felt a tap on my ( Read more... )

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"He made nature and nature made everything else ( Read more... )

MiamiGuy85 (1:18:41 AM): i realized how to make a poopaloop
witnee says (1:18:49 AM): what?!
MiamiGuy85 (1:19:17 AM): i need a sausage machine
MiamiGuy85 (1:19:33 AM): and then I will have to take a massive shit
MiamiGuy85 (1:19:44 AM): i think u know the rest

So this is a livejournal...but I never tell anything too personal really...but these are a few things I want to remember for a long time ( Read more... )

I was thinking today in sociology about everything but sociology. Somewhere in my train of thought I came across love. Why is it calling falling in love? Why not stumbling into love, jumping into love, sliding into love, crawling slowly towards love, smashing into love, flying into love, bumping into love, grasping love, grabbing love, harnessing ( Read more... )

- hearing the click of the guitar pick against the steel strings before it is amplified ( Read more... )