Do not leave for nine or ten days and return on a Sunday without buying groceries that will last more than ten days first, or you will find yourself eating nothing but honey and pickles for more meals than is recommended.

 if the milk is more than three days old, it is definitely bad. if the milk is less than three days old, you got about a fifty-fifty shot.

 i don't know anyone.

and no one knows what they're doing. but what of faking it?

i may not come back.

take it up with consumer affairs.

i haven't updated in a while. lot's of things have been not happening. contact me for dancing.

- Don't grow too old too fast

- Finish Corinthians. probably start over because what I have written is pretty terrible, I think ( Read more... )

oh yeah, i forgot to mention that i'm going to germany. for the rain and snow season. i sure know how to plan things.

i have about three things to do over the summer. not at all times, just overall. so, like, most nights will probably end up like tonight: getting home late and broke and then staying up all night writing poetry.

i can't bring myself ( Read more... )

 Attention media: please stop referring to john mccain as a "war hero"

may day

are you lonely?