[Shield thine eyes from the shiny sparkle text of DOOM!]

[glowy_brows]

I have an announcement to make.

Comments

[fifth_kazekage]

Virginity is a worthless sentiment...

[glowy_brows]

N-not really. I mean, you're only a virgin once. And this means that I managed to keep my promise to Don Wei!

[fifth_kazekage]

So? Why do you regard it with such high importance?

[glowy_brows]

It's just ... I dunno! It's special you know? Like your childhood, you only have it once! You gotta make sure your first time is with someone you really love and care about.

[maraihi]

...

[glowy_brows]

Hey, Maraich! Isn't it a beautiful day today?

[maraihi]

Yeah, lovely.

[glowy_brows]

You don't sound so enthused. You all right?

[timey_wimey]

Erm. Congratulations, Jordan. Didn't we say you had nothing to worry about?

[glowy_brows]

Haha, yeah, you did. Oban ... kinda face palmed when I told her about it. She said I should have talked to her about it sooner. >_>

[timey_wimey]

Well, she's right! As the mother of all life and that, you'd think she'd know everything about whether it was ok, wouldn't you?

[glowy_brows]

But, uh ... she didn't really wanna say anything unless I asked her, and, well ... I wasn't about to bring the topic up! She's still a bit on the passive side, so I have to try and keep that in mind.

Still ... it's such a relief, knowing that things are going to work out between me and Eva. I feel like things are finally going right for once.

[frozen_fires]

[glowy_brows]

COOKIE!!! *om nom nom nom noms*

Sixteen? Ah, so you lost your virginity when you were pretty young, huh?

[frozen_fires]

One is considered an adult and able to join the State military at age 16. Thirteen and fourteen is considered 'young,' here.

[glowy_brows]

Ah, right. Hughs mentioned something about that to me earlier.

Still, I take it the relationship didn't work out. You're not married, are you?

[wasp_woman]

[glowy_brows]

Yo, wassup, Vespa Chick?

[wasp_woman]

I'm, uh, very happy for you! Marital intimacy must be ... um ... something very nice!

[glowy_brows]

... what's wrong with you? I would have thought you'd be all congratulating me and asking if we used your present yet.