Summer in Ohio is God given.

It's green and lush as shit.


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OHHM

It's the least I can do.

Chris: I come home everyday wishing I could trade lives with someone...and somehow when I talk to you everything is OK, everything is chill. I'm not such a negative person then, though I do become more of a prostitute. I love you more than my own father. You have an awesome laugh that I could listen to (and have in ( Read more... )

Trying to forget

I had a disturbing dream that I was gang raped by a bunch of beaners. The entire band...the entire band...was standing somewhere and I was screaming to them but they didn't help. It was so sad!! K probably told them not to help me. HAHAHA. It was kind of funny though. Fucking beans.


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Sexual Record You're Most Likely to Break:

Most Orgasms for a Woman

Yup, you're super orgasmic, and you never have to fake it

But can you have over 134 orgasms in one hour?

If so, you'll be the most orgasmic woman of all time

That is so horrible.

You Will Die at Age 70

70

You're pretty average when it comes to ( Read more... )

Excerpt

"Hello," I said when somebody answered the godamn phone. I sort of yelled it, I was so drunk.

"Who is this?" this very cold lady's voice said.

"This is me. Holden Caulfield. Lemme speaka Sally, please."

"Sally's asleep. This is Sally's grandmother. Why are you calling at this hour, Holden? Do you know what time it is?"

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Trying to forget

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