And the winner of the 2006 Nobel Prize for huge ass pictures on livejournal goes to MIKE BARRETT!!!!!

I guess this seems pretty obvious, especially side by side, but I just realized that

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I've been walking Monty, an English bulldog named after General Bernard Montgomery. I know who Monty was, but for some dyslexic reason I always associate this British bulldog with Winston Churchill, the quintessential "British bulldog". No wonder people look at me funny when I've told them that Monty is named after Churchill.

Well, I went out and met my editor and some of my fellow writers fin the valley last night. It was fun, but I forgot to get contact info from the people I met. That's made up for by the fact the big boss paid for everything, drinks and all.

I was searching the computer for funny pictures I wanted to save to my new computer when I came across a picture of Emily entitled "meatparty.jpg". Now the question is, did she mean "me at party" or "meat party ( Read more... )

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So it looks like I'm going to be living with a Chinese marshal arts expert. No shit.

Diet Pepsi can star in all the kung fu movies and play all the poker it wants. I'm still not drinking that shit.

when addressing a group of lesbians while making sure that there's nothing else they need, as far as taking care of their dogs are concerned:

"So, are you all straight?"

After missing its presence since the days of Lancelot, I finally found what is apparently the last copy of the Jumpstarts' CD to be found anywhere on the Internet. It took an exhaustive search, but I found an out-of-print CD warehouse in Illinois that had one copy, which I bought for $35. I paid $6 for the original, but after listening to it again ( Read more... )