so for the last million years we've been trying to move into a new place, and today i thought we struck absolute, positive, gold. i saw the ad in the paper, called the manager, he laughed at my name, and all seemed pretty good. the building looked fine, though a bit old, but all its tiny bits of rickety, graffitied "sketchy-ness" were more charming ( Read more... )

oh my god i feel like SHIT TONIIIIITE

Oh, new years. I forgot to make a resolution. But I did remember to spend my morning blowing things up with dynamite, and my night drinking rice wine, covering myself head-to-toe in glow in the dark non toxic paint and running around the house getting stoned and looking pretty. I had a good new years, but tonight is when the crash happens. I'm just ( Read more... )

This past week was the absolute greatest ever. I got drunk with my best friend of all time, stole some maggot-filled oven mitts, pissed under a bridge, and survived a dangerous shopping trolley crash on a busy road at 4 in the morning. Ate so many marshmallows. Enjoyed ecstasy several notable incredible and love-filled times, painted the word " ( Read more... )

pals only.