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this new band me and mike heard called gwar is the new britney spears. Even Roy Jones was forced to lean back. The worst is over now and we can breathe again ( Read more... )

im bored. livejournals are gay. i dont know why i have one. i guess cause im cool like that. today me lasalle and shane shubert were at mcdonalds and shane went into the bathroom and was pissing and ryan threw an open pack of honey musterd sauce and almost hit him. funny. i gotta go feed the goats talk to you guys later

later dudes

you know what would be cool? if i wrote lyrics in here ( Read more... )

i will pay people money to comment or write something witty that will hit my sense of humor. you know, make me laugh you sons of bitches.

well if i got eat some more food ill end up getting fat and marrying a hooker named elane, so this is the end for now you dykes.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey children. you guys gotta learn to be cool kids and show your stars fags. its the year 2009 and i dont care cause i just fucking dont alright. gimme a break. mr. levy is my best friend. gimme some lovin my brotha. I open mouth kissed a horse once. then i realized i what i was doing... so i did it again. last night i showed all ( Read more... )

hey guys. today me and sean rode our bikes to mcdonalds. and ate fries with honey mustard. and then drove the golf cart. and then i dont remember. and then you can just sit down and suck my cack. CAUGHT YA DOIN SOMETHIN GOOD! youll hear me say that alot now. inside j0ke. fucking bored as hell. legs have beem aching for like 4 days for no reason and ( Read more... )

alright heres the game plan ( Read more... )

well today i went to the flea market and bought this flattering pair of denim's. i wore them around the house all day and ended up getting my pedicure. well while i was riding my bike, i farted, and someone was out on their driveway and they pointe at me and laughed. when i arrived back to my CrIb i went in my room and cried for a couple hours ( Read more... )

heres the deal ( Read more... )