No more live journal I'm over at Xanga now... real entries now too :-)http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=gnatap611

Joke of the Day

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The parents stop and his mom quickly dismounts, pulling the covers around her.

"What were you and dad doing?" The boy asks his parents.

"Well your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.", she ( Read more... )

I'm worth $2,441,374.87! How much are you worth?

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Now that hell has frozen over, what is George Steinbrenner's first move? Let's let an angry Bleacher Creature vent:

"Kevin Brown is public enemy No. 1 right now after his gutless performance [in the ALCS]. Get him out of here, pay 99 percent of his contract if you have to. Sign Delgado, sign Pedro, sign Lowe, sign Beltran, sign Beltre, sign Sosa, ( Read more... )

I wanna cry like the rain
Cry like the rain
Shine like the sun on a beautiful mornin'
Sing to the heavens like a church bell ringin'
Fight with the devil and go down swingin'
Fly like a bird
Roll like a stone
Love like I aint afraid to be alone
Take everything that this world has to give
I wanna live

I Want To Live by Josh Gracin

-bold what you've seen all the way through

-italicize what you've seen part of

-underline what you own -add three of your own.

01. Trainspotting

02. Shrek

03. M

04. Dogma

05. Strictly Ballroom

06. The Princess Bride

07. Love Actually

08. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings

09. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

10. The ( Read more... )

and so for my first update in like 6 months here is the GEEK TEST!!

http://www.student.ipfw.edu/~simodk01/Geek.htm

I scored a 150... basically meaning I'm not much of a geek at all