I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was ( Read more... )

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In fifteen minutes I'm heeeeeeeeeading to the beach for three days!  HOORAY! 

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Got oc sprayed today.

EW!

Worst experience ever.

Okay, wasn't really bullets, they were simmunition rounds, but still.  Picture getting a call for a suicidal guy hanging around the back of a warehouse drinking, unaware of weapons possession.

So I wander on over there hopping lightheartedly from cover to cover... both drill instructors, scenario instructor from the STOP team (state police swat ( Read more... )

I bought a pair of Oakley sunglasses.  Oh boy!

Today an older trooper told me I look like Katherine Hepburn ( Read more... )

Hooray for weeeeeekend!  I'm worn out.

Fast running group is faster.  Like, I ran three miles in 30 minutes, which doesn't seem that bad until you actually do it.

Tomorrow I'm sleeping all day.

First law exam tomorrow morning, after 3 mile run.  Aaaaah, Thursday already.  I don't want to jinx it, but this week has been going by really fast ( Read more... )