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[gnirp_is_evil]

 I'm now certified to give you a Standardized Field Sobriety Test!  I am supposed to be able to determine ...somewhat close...to your actual BAC...through watching your eyes (called Horizontal and Vertical Gaze Nystagmus), making you do a heel-toe walk and a one leg stand

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[icyblu555]

Cool! Congratulations on your certification! Just make sure you go easy on me if you ever pull me over... not that you ever will, because I hate drunk drivers. :P a lot.

[gnirp_is_evil]

Yeah, we've all done it, but it's BAD.

[icyblu555]

Actually, I've never done it.