I got my oil changed and my tires rotated for impending NORTHTRIP, and the mechanics messed around with my CD player and changed the track to Blackstreet, "No Diggity." Sweet! I hope everyone in that damn garage was getting all down to NO DIGGITY like some kind of muthafuckin music video.

Blackstreet says: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Oh my god, this library smells like hot, hot piss. I hope I'm not sitting in a chair that someone peed in.

Merry Christmas!

I went dancing on Friday night and slipped and fell on a discarded Santa Claus beard. Who knew that fake hair could be so slippidy? Merry Christmas ( Read more... )

I am almost done with my Christmas shopping. Every year as I shop for members of my family I realize how little I actually know about them and what they like and what their interests are. Sort of sad ( Read more... )

I just found out that a LiveJournal friend who I've "known" via LJ for like five years, but never actually in real-life died in October. I feel really sad about this, and sort of weird. She fell asleep while driving and was found the day later. She posted regularly, and I had just happened to think that she hadn't written anything lately, so I ( Read more... )

Yeah, so it's like 70 degrees right now and it's going to be 80 next week.

I just read on Yahoo weather that the high is 26 in Grand Rapids.

The holiday road trip north is O-ficially canceled.

Just kidding! BAHHHHHHH!!!!

How to make a go_ashley_go
Ingredients:

5 parts black pride

1 part purp

1 part pop and lock
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Even though we couldn't make it up north for Thanksgiving, we made so much food and we're still eating leftovers! We cooked all day on Thursday and listened to the people's station, V 103, and they fucking played Tom Tom Club and also this really really good version of Cupid Shuffle with all of these guest emcees. They played all sorts of old ( Read more... )

Well, Halloween was weeks ago and seems like years ago at this point, but I finally got around to uploading all the pictures from my camera. I also stole the photos that Brooke and Megan have put online so far. Life was so much fun for that week! And I love Megan and Brooke and I'm so glad that they were both able to come south to visit, see ( Read more... )

I'm at the library. The guy next to me just said, "Rage on heathens, nothing can stop the almighty from coming home. Nothing can stop Him from coming home ( Read more... )