And I'm back (again)! The internets are too overwhelming to be ignored, and therefore I am trying to combine all the information I've gathered from this crazy series of tubes and condense it in the most non-sensical way possible for your enjoyment/education. So here we go:

"You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid!"

"First of all Bonnie, ( Read more... )

Name the artist and the song if you know it ( Read more... )

It's been a long time, to say the least. I never write in this thing, even though it'd probably be really easy for me to keep my friends up to date on all my awesome Germany adventures if I just wrote in here once in a while. But, needless to say, I'm far too lazy for that.
I had to write today, though, because lately the world has just been a wee ( Read more... )

So, procrastinating at work as usual, figured I'd link to a few articles I found interesting. And by found interesting, I mean, found to have completely blown away preconceived notions I held until this very morning. Definitely worth checking out, so enjoy!

For instance, I was pretty sure organic farms were the devil, until I read this article. ( Read more... )

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So, orientation has been, for the most part, going just fine. Although it's rather boring to present the same completely objective information 12 times a week, I can see why some people want to become teachers. After years of wondering how anyone in their right mind could possibly want to present the same damn material every year as a career, I ( Read more... )

So, the Slogan Generator is hilarious, if a bit disturbing ( Read more... )

Alright, lyrics and answers - I can't believe no one got all of these. *grin* OK, maybe I'm just a jackass. Anyway ( Read more... )

It's crazy out there, folks. I can't decide if it's in a good way or a bad way, but something's up. Way up.

Proof?

Nameless Pianoman

or maybe

Paris Hilton in an ad that encourages people to eat. Will the wonders never cease.

or even

Journalists question themselves. Nothin' like a lil pressure to make someone change their story. I'm not all ( Read more... )