no really, i'll be damned.
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what kind of key are you?
sweet, sweet handcuffs.
i mean, handcuff KEY.

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f: "do i really hate everyone?"
j: "yes, you do."
f: "really?"
j: "YES."
f: *sigh*

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i'm guest bartending at the gayreoke bar, so come see me at work tonight, 10 until 2, sing karaoke, buy drinks.

yay, i'm SO happy that i'm guest bartending tonight!!! it's going to be SO much fun! i love all the people who are going to be there SO much!!!

i'll post hot naked pictures (alot of them... ALOT) of me later.

wow, look at the boredom.
cornnut!
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my heroic level isn't so heroic.
fill in your own blanks.
(i'm not even being mean!)
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call me an elitist because that's the truth.

~goat_getter~


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life number, shmife number- i'll make it fit.
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for a limited time only you can go to Arby's and get 5 roast beef sandwiches for a mere $5.95.

i.e. go buy yourself some friends.