Sometimes I gaze into the pond and muse ambivalently to myself, "The reflection is sweet enough, but beneath that glassy cover, all of the little fishies are being eaten by bigger fishies in a cannibal festival to once or twice removed!" It's quite marvelous, actually. Isn't it weird to see out of our heads? We never see anything that we do until ( Read more... )

So, how's everybody else's summers been so far?

Yay! Sydney and Ian brought me flowers! :D Thanks, guys!

Nevermind, actually. I'm tired.

I would really like to carp and whine. I have a right to, really. Infact, if this were old Saxony, I'd have the right to kill a few people. Well, the males in my family would, anyway. Actually, in pretty much any old culture (and a few "modern" cultures, even), heads could legally roll. Or bodies could be burned, quartered, and/or mutilated in any ( Read more... )

I never knew you could feel your heart break, and just how many pieces into which it can shatter. I've never known such utter despair that you beg and plead for death. I never knew it was possible to feel such inconsolable misery, and how other's can still continue their deleterious courses inspite of it, knowing what they're doing is wrong. I ( Read more... )

MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE!!! WHERE'S THE TRUTH
GONE TO?! HUH?!

Fuck man, everyone knows the truth fucking hurts but you know what?! JUST SAY IT BECAUSE IN THE LONG RUN IT'LL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!

There is probably an infinite number of words and gestures in Heaven and Earth and the bowels of Hell, but not one, or any combination thereof, can describe how I feel. Make what you will of that.

Hey everybody. Just leave me alone for a while.

I do say, I want to have a party. WHO WANTS TO COME????

(not the kind at which one may inbibe illegal or as-of-yet-illegal substances)

Oh yeah, and what are some good names for a little prissy MALE dog?