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JOHN TRAVOLTA greasy
a few days ago, I dreamed that I met Jimmy Fallon and Shia LaBeouf in the same day
Jimmy was in my house. I was holding him like a baby. and I cradled his head and laid him down on the stairs by the front door.
I think it was supposed to be a joke, but I don't remember
anyway, he thought it was funny... because after he left, he sent me a text ( Read more... ) -
deaf/blind = being a bird
there was this girl in the TV area of the breakroom
the loud TV gave her "headphones voice"
and then this is what happened:
- MATT I KNEW THAT WAS YOU COMING.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME COMING?
- because you're the only person around here who whistles.
- birds whistle
- (?)... but no one around HERE whistles. but you.
- we don't have any birds ( Read more... ) -
she's black
2 things that I overheard a lady at work saying on the phone:
"Did you say 'bubble head' or 'bible head'?
bubble butt?
bubble butt."
wait this one is better.
"I touched my privacy and it felt good. I'm not ashame."
LOL YOU GUYS!
LOL TO THE 2 PEOPLE WHO READ THIS!
