Hundred Fourth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Action]

[Well, Luceti. We have come to the twenty first and as such on this last day of AUs, someone who had been avoiding them for the whole time is now taken by then... albeit they don't know it, as per everyone else. That is to say...

Haruhi Suzumiya is all up in your business

Comments

[god_is_a_dude]

No I wasn't. That would be kinda cool though; I ever tell you about the last time this place made me a guy? [She evne laughs at that and...

Give it five, four, three...]

[pinkribbons]

No, because you always were a guy.

1/2

[god_is_a_dude]

Was not!

[god_is_a_dude]

[...But she's still distracted. By Yuzu's chest. Okay she can't resist any more! She tackles the older girl and... feels her up]

Wow, Yoohoo, where have you been hiding these things?!

1/??

[pinkribbons]

Was -

[pinkribbons]

[....what is this]

[pinkribbons]

[no seriously]

[pinkribbons]

[pinkribbons]

[...something along the lines of this ensues.]

Get your hands off, creep! You've got your own now!

[god_is_a_dude]

But your's are bigger! They're frickon huge! Are you sure you're Japanese?!

[Oh you can struggle all you want, Yoohoo. Chocking means nothing to a manic Haruhi who is very used to pinning girls down as they struggle. Also, squish-squish]

[pinkribbons]

They're not that big. There's some girl in town walking around with ones bigger than her head, go bother her! [LET GO PERV...]

[god_is_a_dude]

But those are just silly, these are nice and squishy!

[SQUISH SQUISH...

...You know she should totally put Yuzu in a new outfit, moving to start to strip...]

[pinkribbons]

[OH NO YOU DON'T. Stomping on your foot!]

[god_is_a_dude]

[OUCH! But that puts her into rage mode! Up up up goes the top!!!]

[pinkribbons]

[tugging on your hair with one hand and pulling the shirt down with the other. The girl hair is long and a target now]

[god_is_a_dude]

[Not much longer than the guy hair-]

It's just a change! Stop resisting, jeez!

[MUST... PULL... OFF... TOP...]