Hundred Fourth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Action]

[Well, Luceti. We have come to the twenty first and as such on this last day of AUs, someone who had been avoiding them for the whole time is now taken by then... albeit they don't know it, as per everyone else. That is to say...

Haruhi Suzumiya is all up in your business

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[god_is_a_dude]

No I wasn't. That would be kinda cool though; I ever tell you about the last time this place made me a guy? [She evne laughs at that and...

Give it five, four, three...]

[pinkribbons]

No way! [valiant resistance effort!]

[god_is_a_dude]

[RESISTANCE IS FUTILE]

[pinkribbons]

[sob this is NOT fair now haruki's seen her topless]

[god_is_a_dude]

[...Oh wow-]

These really are gorgeous, holy crap Yoohoo. [/tosses her top aside now.

...should she go for the bra too? choices...]

[pinkribbons]

[do you ever want to own testicles again? She's just... standing over here covering up]

Don't just stand there staring.

[god_is_a_dude]

[...Okay now it's time for business. Making sure the top is far enough away from her that she can't get it before she takes a cosplay item off this rack...]

Bra, off.

[As she starts to pick out a suitable new outfit]

[pinkribbons]

[what.] No way. I need this.

[god_is_a_dude]

The one I got in mind has support built in; it'll look weird with the one you have on.

[And clearly, looks > practicality.

...Or maybe she just wants to see if she can make Yuzu do it. Either or. Still looking through the rack...]

[pinkribbons]

[she's not doing anything until she knows what you're planning.]

[god_is_a_dude]

[She starts to hum the theme from Jaws as she keeps looking through the rack.

...No, seriously]

So, Yoohoo~ is there anything you'd like to wear?

[pinkribbons]

My own shirt.

[god_is_a_dude]

Too bad. Next choice.

[Cruel voice is go]

[pinkribbons]

[she folds her arms more tightly.] Something that's not what a creepy pervert would pick.

[SUCH AS YOU, HARUKI SUZUMIYA...]

[god_is_a_dude]

Hmm... Well then, let's settle for a classic...

[Rummage, rummage, where did she put- oh wait, bigger boobs-]

So you're about... Let's see... Normally you're [insert Yoohoo's exact size from when she's 17 here]... this looks- You're up to a D now, right? Even if you're not- So that means none of these'll fit. [...Damn. She'll need to go to the closet in the back room]

[pinkribbons]

[....looking for her shirt while Haruhi is distracted]