Hundred Fourth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Action]

[Well, Luceti. We have come to the twenty first and as such on this last day of AUs, someone who had been avoiding them for the whole time is now taken by then... albeit they don't know it, as per everyone else. That is to say...

Haruhi Suzumiya is all up in your business

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[god_is_a_dude]

No I wasn't. That would be kinda cool though; I ever tell you about the last time this place made me a guy? [She evne laughs at that and...

Give it five, four, three...]

[god_is_a_dude]

[It's on the other side of the room, girl. Haruhi's not stupid... But then she looks up from her rummaging-]

What're you doing?

[pinkribbons]

[making a break for the door that's what]

[god_is_a_dude]

[NO! Haruhi knows Yuzu needs to go around the table, so Haruhi jumps on it... with an intention to tackle her!]

[pinkribbons]

[fff oh no you don't. She braces herself]

[god_is_a_dude]

[..TACKLE!]

[pinkribbons]

[this ensuing fight should probably be censored]

[god_is_a_dude]

[Indeed it should. But the end result is (probably with a bruise to show for it) Haruhi succeeds in not only getting off Yuzu's bra (and probably skirt too), she manages to drag her into the closet and force her into an outfit somewhat like... this]

...I knew this would be perfect~

[No, the bra removal wasn't needed for this outfit. Yes, she did it anyway. Punishment >| ]

[pinkribbons]

[You can say goodbye to any future little Suzumiyas come tomorrow.

But anyway. Yuzu is over here sulking and highly embarrassed.]

What's this supposed to be?

[god_is_a_dude]

Well you said you felt like something more conservative this time~ [And the buttons on the jacket bulging at the seems? Yes, she picked one too small on purpose, but she's satisfied with the result]

[pinkribbons]

It's not when it's too small. [sob haruhi why]

[god_is_a_dude]

With these sorts out outfits one size too small is just the right one~

[And laughing, she wraps an arm around Yuzu's shoulder, snuggling her face in against Yoohoo's- or trying too]

[pinkribbons]

Okay, that's enough.

[she is leaving man. Leaving and you can't stop her. who cares if she's still in costume.]

[god_is_a_dude]

[...Yoohoo why are you being like that :C

...Fine, Haruhi's going to follow though - to see people's reactions to her handiwork!]

[pinkribbons]

[nuh-uh. She's closing the door quickly to keep her from following, then takes off.]

[god_is_a_dude]

[She forces the door open and... tries to follow! Tires being the key word, Yuzu kinda got a lead]