Genitals of Flaming Pain

[god_of_disease]

So I learned a valuable lesson yesterday. Never eat spicy crawfish and then grab you dick when you piss. It burns like a fucking knife wound filled with liquid shit. Coincidentally i learned what that feels like last week.

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[scribbit]

"Genitals of Flaming Pain" sounds like it might be a Roar at Monkeys song.

[god_of_disease]

From everything ive heard about Roar at Monkeys, that sounds like a song you guys would do. Feel free to use it. It makes me happy just knowing ive contributed something.

[scribbit]

Maybe "don't burn your bump" or "charred stump" or something.

[projektdream]

I sense much vulgarity...

So who the HELL are you supposed to be?