For those of you that I have not communicated with here or by any other means...how's it goin? Ive decided that in order to get some use out of this damn thing, that I would keep a journal of something that commands my attention on a daily basis. ZOMBIES!!!!! They walk among us. Men transformed into ghouls by the ever-adapting Solanum virus! Don't ( Read more... )

Jesus tittyfucking christ its been awhile. Well....im fighting in Austin on May 21st. Saw Morbid Angel and Behemoth at the Engine Room May 1st. That was a fuckin' badass show. I think i have a tapeworm.

Well school has started again. Boy howdy im excited. Jesus i cant stand these pricks. Everyone here is over-medicated, under-educated,and holds delusions of someday changing the world. I saw Hostel though. Awesome. Truly gorey. My type of flick.

Well, put another notch on the belt, 2006 is underway. Nothing interesting to say about the Christmas/New year holidays. They came and went. For those that dont know i now practice and participate in Filipino Escrima. It involves sticks, swords, and other weapons. I had a tournament on the first. I did piss poor in stick but i got first in knife so ( Read more... )

Well kids, now is the time of the day when you decided for some fucked up reason to look at my latest journal entry. Not much to say here. School. Work ( Read more... )

Perhaps the most idiotic thing i can believe is that i used to hang around all those church people. After you stop going you realize what an idiot you were. Fuck the man upstairs, and remember kids, nowhere is temptation more successful than at the steps of the altar.

So I learned a valuable lesson yesterday. Never eat spicy crawfish and then grab you dick when you piss. It burns like a fucking knife wound filled with liquid shit. Coincidentally i learned what that feels like last week.

Rally together brothers!!! It's high time we came together to vote down the devil's own daylight savings time!!!

I went and saw the Astros game today. Can anyone explain to me why sporting event food tastes so shitty and yet you have to do everything but cut your dick off to pay for it? Im amazed that we can withstand paying $7.00 for a goddamn hotdog but when cigarettes go up any amount the country is up in arms. Lets not have a double standard. One will do ( Read more... )

Maybe people should stop trying to be something that they aren't and decide to come to grips with the fact that they aren't that much different than those around them. Why can't everyone be as perfect as me?