Comments | goddoesntknow: SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

goddoesntknow

SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

Aug 15, 2009 00:12

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

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onlysaneguy August 15 2009, 04:16:13 UTC

... Digital Aliens.

goddoesntknow August 15 2009, 04:49:39 UTC

Well, yeah.

There's an outer space here, right?

So there's gotta be aliens!

onlysaneguy August 15 2009, 04:51:15 UTC

But there are alien digimon.

So there isn't really a need for alien-aliens.

goddoesntknow August 15 2009, 04:52:19 UTC

But alien Digimon aren't real aliens.

So YES, there's a need for alien-aliens!

[anonymous] dive_npc August 15 2009, 04:16:55 UTC

[IF ONE OF MY KIND HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT YOU'D ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IT.]

stomponnahead August 15 2009, 04:18:25 UTC

Yeah, and the United Union of Loyal Vadermon hasn't abducted anyone since that unfortunate probing incident.

goddoesntknow August 15 2009, 04:50:07 UTC

No, not you losers.

TRUST ME, I CHECKED. You guys just evolve from normal Digimon.

FAKES. :[

stomponnahead August 15 2009, 04:52:03 UTC

I have a flying saucer who says different, DATS punk.

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techsavytabby August 15 2009, 04:18:33 UTC

I have often pondered about the vast mysteries of the space around this world.

wizardssaynii August 15 2009, 04:21:00 UTC

Sounds like a volunteer for Witchelny's space program.

techsavytabby August 15 2009, 04:23:55 UTC

Um...as thrilling as the idea is to return to the big black...I'm mostly just curious academically...exploration is more the style of...well the pirates I lived with.

wizardssaynii August 15 2009, 04:25:49 UTC

Nonsense. We'll send someone by to abduct- escort you to the launch bay tomorrow.

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halcyondayshime August 15 2009, 04:20:58 UTC

Ooh, ooh, maybe it's robot aliens that have rocket lasers and claws and guns! And they're green and have five eyes and and and--

BREATHE, WOMAN.

draconicfury August 15 2009, 04:37:27 UTC

Jeez...

halcyondayshime August 15 2009, 04:39:13 UTC

Do you think it's like that, Tatsuki?

draconicfury August 15 2009, 04:41:09 UTC

No not really?

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racestripesftw August 15 2009, 04:22:06 UTC

As what most humans refer to an alien, I have to wonder why people think we would want to abduct humans.

...

Well, there was Leo...

gotinthecar August 15 2009, 04:24:10 UTC

I still try to tell him that was for his own safety. He still tries to tell me it was a conspiracy we were all in on.

... I've realized. It's very quiet in my room without him around.

racestripesftw August 15 2009, 04:37:01 UTC

You know, I believe Skids and Mudflap once talked about reformatting into a padded van and coming to get him.

gotinthecar August 15 2009, 04:40:01 UTC

... 4-Chan Party Van?

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