-walking home with your best friend in all of princeton ( Read more... )

SAW CITIZEN COPE AT A LAWN PARTY WASTED IN CRUSHED SILK out

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5does
4one
5use
9call
8waiting
4on
5a
5motorola
8phone?

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Allison, I’m on the last digit of your number. Think we can top our 5am record?

leave it 2 vin 2 fall for the kid with a tattoo of an arm wielding a hammer. leave it 2 vin 2 go home with the drunkedest guy from the party. both of whom are communists.

I AM GETTING A TATOO OF CHE GUEVARA. I AM A 22YROLD PHD STUDENT. I’VE NEVER MET A GIRL LIKE ( Read more... )

I woke up six seconds ago because I was talking with Allison from forever ‘til forever.  She’s too good for me-I know.

Vin: I hear merriment!

Rob: I hear communism!

Porter-you are a cool kid.

btw Julie, Ben never sent me a transcript of our tumultuous convo.

For the record, I would totally do my cousin ( Read more... )

a) a little bit busted
b) a little bit dumped

i guess i figured since i'm un-intriguing and un-complicated i could fake like i was someone else un-complicated and un-intriguing. i underestimate my own lack-of-guile. esther greenwood did not live happily ever after with her sailor. alas.

so in the pool hall scene on Another World in the background was new NIN! like my fave song on the new album, too. so, want to hear something funny? to my knowledge Elyse has only voiced weighted interest in two (2) cooper males. like two weeks ago I get her a date with one of them and I am so…o inordinately pleased with myself and she laughs ( Read more... )

dude, tammy signed me up for facebook two seconds ago (another drunk picture! i love it!) and five hours later sunny, david, and josh friends me. weird. like, how does that work? i'm mystified. how does the whole making-online-friends etiquette go? i'm serious. i don't get how people have 2,500 friends and i can't even look up tammy to ( Read more... )