I was on the phone with David for four hours, culminating at, like, 3a. We have the same mother. Thanks for the confidence in my ability to acquire titles and partake in *groupie love* (code word for SUNNY to get in touch) with JJ Reddick&c. We haaaave to rendezvous during summer internships in DC. Oh, and for speaking of social responsibility ( Read more... )

so after i tore my knee i couldn't play football so i dropped out, got my GED, and my dad told me that i was a man now so could get a tattoo [reading: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME]... that's Tupac.

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Jenna, you will be sorely missed.  I will hunt you down (even if it’s just to retrieve my MURAL).  Because you are the funnier than the entire cast of MadTV and all your CDs are in their original sheathing.  Try not to corner the market on Elyse’s ethnic men (“all guys prefer blondes… it’s a fact”).  Have beautiful babies with Beau G… instead.  ( Read more... )

Alexander Hamilton (hot!) was a repressed Menshevik I swear.  I was home by 1:38a on a Friday night because one Matt P…. rejected what could have been a thinly-veiled booty call.  I love Kahlua cheesecake, J, E, and TB.  I am not a Confederate-sympathizing lesbian.  I am the most apologetic crankcaller ever (“I’m sorry to wake you at this hour it’s ( Read more... )

i’m back and haha guess what... potentially employed (!) and a little in love with my boss. but i’m a little in love with all the perhephiral males in my life. “by the way” i hope the new white stripes is better than “so-called chaos.”

Thankin' y'all from the bottom of my heart for a-coming to my grad party... I cherished it. I'm more secure than ever that I'm gonna keep in touch with you guys come hell or high water. *Now that I'm all gradamacated (copyright Erin 2005), J... V... feel free to ravish me at your convienience* You guys missed the after party. After y'all left ( Read more... )

to a certain godfearing pimp you’re so pretty can’t you understand you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand?

Atrentah I’m still not going into raptures over your latest album!! No, no I’m not rescinding your marraige proposal; I’m just saying that crooning defiantly cliche lyrics ("every day is exactly the same"? really now), alluding ( Read more... )

tammyesther:
close to me your like my mother
close to me your like my father
close to me your like my sister
close to me your like my brother

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I feel excited and impotent at the same time. This girl is so young and brilliant and I'm just cowering and atrocious at dialogue. "I want to be everywhere/ I want to do everything/ I want to fuck everyone in the world/ I want to do something that matters." I feel so childishly threatened and I can't get over it. I detest being "good" at ( Read more... )