*incoherent, slurred mumbling; might catch a garbled version of the phrase "life sucks"*

*passes out in a hallway*

My fruity girlfriend left me. Ah, well. Better to have loved and lost.

*sips coffee*

But Trite's the more important issue here. Somehow I didn't expect him to be on the island's little hit list.

[[Filtered to Kittens (Maya, Mia, Pearl)]]...Well. When was the last time any of you saw him ( Read more... )

*reclining in a chair in his room with his feet propped up, with some weight applied, on a red melon*

These things are tougher than a hyperactive turtle that knows judo in a tank aboard a battleship.

*sips coffee*

My fruity girlfriend here is putting up a hell of a fight. I like that in an edible woman. Anybody have any ideas?

*strolling through halls casually with no difficulty, sipping coffee, not spilling a drop. His secret? Pure manliness*

What's all the fuss about, everybody?

A punk who didn't want to cop a plea for getting caught graffitiing city hall, defended by some incompetent no-name. How exciting. Kid got a slap on the wrist.

At least it paid the bills.

How about another murder case, hm? Come on, Memento Eden, you've got more mayhem in you than this.

*chugs coffee*

[[Er, mods. $750 for the case?]]

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*chugs coffee*

Mikami's not around anymore. That's minus one dangerous psychopath, plus... well, knowing this place, around five or six more showed up today.

I think I'm gonna go ahead with prosecution after all.

*sips coffee*

There are plenty of people with crazy powers around. If anybody can make something that looks like a laser, preferably red, could you coordinate with me enough to help put on a little show? Trust me, it'll be worth your while.

*sips coffee*

Ah, unlimited access to all my favorite foods. Biscotti, coffee cake, the occasional donut.

*sips coffee*

Hope it's not all poisoned.

How long have I been thinking about this? Indecision doesn't suit me. *sips coffee*

Bah.

[[Filtered to Mia]]

The truth is that you and I used to be... fairly close. I hope it's not too forward to ask if we could use the ball to try to get to know each other again?