And boredom and misery combine to make this.

( Hah. )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANITHING. YOU'RE OLD BUY ME PO-- I MEAN. BUY YOURSELF PORN. ^___^ I LOVE YOU, IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED.

I got this in an email. It's one of those stupid forwards but God is it funny.

( Guy Rules )

Fuck.

( AMANDA I WANT THOSE PICTURES )

Took the California High School Exit Exam. Hot stuff.

( Math teachers )

( Dani must read this. )

... Your life is not complete without watching This.

Ask me a question about each of the following:
- Friends
- Sex
- Music
- Drugs
- Love
- Livejournal
No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.

Whyyy the fuck not?

Puppets are welcome too. :D

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