ooo we found mint growing in the backyard and now i have constant access to fresh mojitos. this is the most important thing that has happened in forever ( Read more... )

yayyyyy i have a shady second job at north china garden now [on 6th, next to the costume shop].

cross your fingers for me that our landlord doesn't kick us out in half an hour!

so apparently i broke the aforementioned pinball machine. :(

really life, please stop sucking soon or i'm just gonna cry. and that will be awkward for everyone.

i swear to god my bullshit-o-meter has long since hit its max, bursted, and is currently spraying its hot 'n spicy chemical insides all over my life ( Read more... )

hooray! i am now semi-officially a pastry prep "chef" for a coffee company in freighthouse square! i am going to sign paperwork and learn my duties [heh] today, but from what i understand i get to mix and make lots of muffins and croissants and such and then freeze them. not actually bake them. but perhaps i can sneak away goodies for lucky, soon- ( Read more... )

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back in town, betches. come help me get my drink on. and then draw on. me.

nothing like shaking hands with your maybe future landlord only to notice that the "bitch" sharpied on your knuckles hasn't worn off yet.

fun knuckle tattoo options:

pnut slut
mr. peanut

among others.

i'm in memphis! lots to say, but now's not the time for that. now's the time for hugging the fan and $2 dvds.

is it really dumb that i have never, EVER before noticed that there is a rich text option for posting on this goddamn site? is that what you all use? please tell me i'm not the only damn fool who's been sitting here typing out all the html (sparse as it may be) this whole time instead of clicking the pretty buttons. i've been using this site for ( Read more... )

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