there is unsettling bumpy business on my shoulder and it troubles me ( Read more... )

wednesdays tire me. i hate them ( Read more... )

because about 9 million people felt the need to ask me today ( Read more... )

i fear i have cut my hip open! oh dear!

awwwwwwww the last formal dance of my life and once again i have no date. :( dammit! doesn't every girl deserve an overpriced, lame dance, ridiculous dress, and awkward drunken sex in a hotel room at least once in her life? i never got mine and lo, it upsets me enough to make a three sentence entry about it.

i'm reposting this masterpiece raqs_el_sharqi just made both a)to commemorate it forever more and b)bring it to even more peoples' unwanted attention.


( Read more... )

my favorite part of being on the rag is that as soon as it's over you magically lose 4 pounds and feel like you accomplished something.

it's like 8 AM on a monday and if i have to be up you all have to suffer.

ps bruce is doing much better. :)

emily came back from scotland and moved back in. yay! i'm glad she's here; in the week and a half i lived here with just zach and aj we got the cops called on us, made some horrible thc concoctions, lit things on fire, wasted money on "cloverfield" and "rambo", wrote haikus on the shades, and had ice cream parties three times a day. clearly we need ( Read more... )

the only thing worse than having the head of the art department tell you you can't paint during your faculty review/proposal for an honors thesis? having him follow you into your studio to ask you why you're upset. which of course you can't respond to because you're crying and can't really call him all the names you want to! "doddering, senile ( Read more... )

yesterday zach and i went on an adventure into brockton and the surrounding areas of avon and whitman and other horribly depressing massachusetts towns. it was worth it, however, because i got to buy a couple shivs for my printmaking class, and he successfully traded his xbox 360 for a bass guitar and amp. an odd yet appropriate transaction ( Read more... )