it has been decided that this semester i will etch nothing but tits. and every one has to have "tits" in the title. like, "tits ahoy!"

they are the only thing worth etching, the only thing worth naming.

good old fashioned saturday night police drama! sadly it is not an interesting tale; just a tale of really poor timing ( Read more... )

my snot is electric yellow. it has been for a while but really i think this is something the world needs to know. i want to patent the color and call it IAY [international ajax yellow]. because i'm stupid ( Read more... )

my snot is electric yellow. it has been for a while but really i think this is something the world needs to know. i want to patent the color and call it IAY [international ajax yellow]. because i'm stupid ( Read more... )

i have this terrible sickness in me that i have been trying to ignore/deny for a week but really it's just horrible and why won't it end! urggg ( Read more... )

yesterday i suckered punched hawk and he gave me his leather jacket. that sounds terrible but he begged me to do it. don't ask why, i don't know. but i did it and he gave me a ring and a really nice motorcycle jacket! and now i feel more badass than i am probably allowed! also both the caitlins' boyfriends were in town so that was pretty fun. we ( Read more... )

sue and i are famous enough to appear on the local free paper's online blog: http://weeklyvolcano.typepad.com/Read more... )

i have 6 cavities. :( and because my dumb jaw can't stay open for more than an hour at a time, i have about 3 filling appointments next week. this sucks.

but now is time to go with brandon to get his neck tattoo touched up and see if we can con his friend into giving us super-shady 253 lip tattoos. i will never regret this in my whole life,

( year in review! )

no updates on life. everything is mario galaxy, le donut, and red hots.