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i compiled a partial list of all the punchlines from the laffy taffy i've been eating for all week. i am totally bringing sexy back:

ON THEIR BUNNYMOON!
BECAUSE ALL THE FANS ARE GONE!!!!
CHOCO *LATE*
BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS SPOTTED!!
THEY ARE BOTH MINI-STIRS!!!( more sweet sweet punchlines after the break )

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so i dropped a pizza in my lap.

it was totally hot, greasy, pepperoni-y, and burn-y.

thank god i am wearing pants.

xoxo

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i spent the weekend hiding out and mandatory overtiming. GUH.

"ALL USED UP LIKE THE LAST CAN OF PAINT IN THE GARAGE"

i need love and attention.

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