Hello friends, family, acquaintances, creepy people who stalk me on the 'net.....and all of the above ( Read more... )

The contest was "dress your pet up as a member of the band", not "photoshop your pet's head over a band member's body ( Read more... )

The Gunslinger cracked open yesterday at 12:30pm. Let the Dark Tower-fest begin.

Mike gets me a box of Godiva chocolate every year for V-Day. I hoard it for months, only selecting one piece every handful of days. If people peek in the box out of curiosity, I hiss at them and grow fangs. When I finally consume the last piece, I burn the box and keep the ashes in a special vial. Such is my Godiva illness ( Read more... )

Dear Chilis,

First you take your veggie cheese quesadillas off your menu. Now, you have removed that non-alcoholic sour apple freezy drink.

Your menu makes baby Jesus cry.

Dear Clint Eastwood,

Thank you for making a better movie than Mystic River.

If you'd like something dumb and fun for Valentines Day, email me your *mailing* address. Please send to barenakedrat at hotmail dot com.

Even if you think I've got your address already, please mail me so I know you want something dumb and fun. Even if you're a lurker and don't post here! Come on! Dumb and fun!!! :)

I wanted to save Emma's birthday cake until I could actually taste it.....my sinuses opened up tonight, so I decided to give it a shot........that was the most beautiful thing I have ever tasted. Emma, please have a birthday again. Like, next week or something. You don't have to get any older...just have cake. Or mousse. Or whatever the hell ( Read more... )

So after much deliberation, I decided to submit Imoen pic #2 as my entry for the Lookalike contest. I also included #3, and I inserted a cropped picture of #4 in the upper lefthand corner, to be sure they get the full effect of the tam. Off Amy's (or was it Kelly's?) comment that the "changeover" happening at the Ladies Room might leave the ( Read more... )

I have a viral infection in my sinuses. Since it's not bacterial, medicine won't help; I just have to ride it out. I also have conjunctivitis in both eyes. I feel like I'm looking through a layer of vaseline. Orders to stay out of work for two more days.....I've never taken this much sick time in an entire YEAR, and it's only January. I'm ( Read more... )

...a TAM!

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