[With much reluctance, William has turned on his audio feed. In the background sounds of a not safe for work nature can be heard: moans, pleas, whips, chains, and occassionally a soft bzzz. Over it William sighs heavily.]

This is by far the most bizzare place I have seen.

...And these pants are most certainly not approved by regulations.

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[In his eagerness to find what he needs, William accidentally has accidentally turned on the video feed while clearing room on his desk for his massive book. There is a suspicious amount of pink glitter in the room, though for the most part, it's otherwise normal. William, however, looks a mess, seeming to have missed a button on his shirt, and ( Read more... )

...The lines on my paper are crooked.

Grell Satcliffe. Correct this problem immediately.

[William just might sigh too much, but that doesn't stop him from sighing again.] So it comes to this ( Read more... )

Before your teachers send you unruly adolescents to crowd my office in an attempt to maintain order in their own classrooms, let me attempt to dissuade any outrageous behavior. Any students reporting to me can expect extra assignments to fill their time, and I doubt you will like the choices I make. The monotony of filling 50 pages with lines ( Read more... )

To those I have not previously spoken to, my name is William T. Spears. I am from the Management Division of the Shinigami Dispatch Association, and hold a certain level of responsibility for a particular subordinate of mine. Certainly many of you know of him, as Grell Satcliffe has caused a considerable amount of trouble for you ( Read more... )

[The sound of the computer being turned about is heard, before it's set down. A long and heavy sigh is heard before a man speaks in an exasperated voice.]

...Really. This whole situation is utterly unnecessary and inconvenient.