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Unrequested love
I'll be honest - in this particular scenario, I was completely unprepared and taken quite by suprise. I hope by the end of this tale you can forgive me for my lack of vigilance, but if you can't - I quite understand.
Walking back from Liar Dan's place is somewhere between a fair distance and a bit of a walk. It normally takes around ( Read more... ) -
Zombie Apocalypse Advisory.
I've just watched the new Red vs. Blue - and they explain the premise behind zombie plans. That is to say the plan you have for surviving the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will grip most of if not all of the world within our lifetimes.
Unless, you're like - 97. Then uhh... unless that pisshead walking past the office right now is actually a ( Read more... ) -
Nick is going to kill me when he reads this...
Absinthe has been described as ‘The Drink that makes you want to kill yourself.’, but I never truly understood why until last night.( Read more... ) -
If you are mean to friends, Karma WILL catch up with you.
I’d known it was going to be a bad day from the moment I woke up. I knew I had to get to work soon, but when I took my head off of the pillow, part of my soul and most of my willpower seemed to be left on the bed. The sensation of yanking these things out of your own body gave me a sudden empathy to bees; who sting another being then wrench ( Read more... ) -
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You know what? It's on the way. I've been so pissed off for the past month I've felt like I'm just about to puke up my own gall bladder.
When I'm done cracking myself over the head with a 2x4 I'll update. -
(Untitled)
Okay, buttface - I'm currently in the Philippines doing a family wedding. Updates coming. I will make with the funny. -
The dinosaurs are a bit of an 'in' joke.
Chris has an Offspring ticket, drunkenly autographed by Dexter and Noodles. Nothing too special at first glance I’ll admit, but then you notice: the ticket is in fact a seated circle ticket. You double take and look closer. Surely not, surely this can’t be right - but it is. It’s circle unreserved, and the lead singer and the guitarist have signed ( Read more... ) -
You might as well pour coffee in to your pc.
“Stop using java script. Don't ask your webmaster(s) if I'm right, just trust me - I am. There's so much malware out there that messes up people's java platform, so many different compatability issues, the end result is 90% of people can't use your website properly ( Read more... ) -
Still Waiting
It's been over a year since Johnny Santos left Spineshank - will anyone talented reading this please go out, find him, make him your friend and them form a band with him? Please?
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An hour
Last week I was in a meeting for an HOUR discussing the buisness plan for the next financial year. I sat around for the whole time trying to look buisness-ey. I just dug out my notes and thought I'd show you.