01) Are you currently in a serious relationship ( Read more... )

done

I could survive for 1 minute, 6 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

darn you tony, you'd live just a few seconds longer than me!

I has them

i just had to .. i mean . . . i HAD to

a guy is a girl twice, a furry gets to be a talking aminal, and his gf gets to be a lecherous old man!!!