Brothers and sisters, let me spin you a tale of a land of such depravity the likes of which has yet to be seen since the days of plagues. Canada. They have their rolling hills. They have their spectacular view of the Niagara Falls. They even have their own small collection of hot chicks with French accents that speak decent English. But, my ( Read more... )

1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find? Basic first aid stuff, a change of clothes, an old pair of shoes, tool bag, jumper cables, towel, sleeping bag, shovel, broken wooden sword, mag-lite, and the usual spare tire/tire jack/lug wrench ( Read more... )

I have decided that there is a song which describes my personality nigh perfectly. "Let's Pretend" by No-Fi Soul Rebellion. It freakishly goodly captures my personality in almost every aspect o' living. Family stuff, relationships, and, of course, video games (trust me on that one ( Read more... )

Should you ever find yourself working in the warehouse of a wholesaler/distributor, there are some things to know that could help you ( Read more... )

The fact that I do indeed have an LJ was recently brought back to my attention. As such, I'm just going to throw out a random update, if nothing else to see which of y'all still read this sporadic posts ( Read more... )

Well, this is the first time in a long while I've made any serious and/or not just copied from MySpace post to my Live Journal, so I'll make it an EXCLUSIVE post. How about that ( Read more... )

The following will be a miniature list of my accomplishments in life. Why? Why not? I know I'm great, but the doubters may need a little bit of a push in the right direction ( Read more... )

I got a Leatherman tool I didn't need for Christmas. I took it back and thought 'I'll put the money towards Guitar Hero for PS2'. I'd read up on the games and the first game had more songs I liked, but the sequel would be far easier to find. Anyway, Target was out of the combo that came w/ the guitar, so we checked at Meijer. Meijer flat didn't ( Read more... )

Well, here's my list o' swag from Christmas ( Read more... )

Allright, despite my usual bravado, I'm not all THAT egotistical. BUT, I just have to talk about tonight. First, the back story. We had an assignment about a month ago to write hate poems to specific people in another poetry class (one poem per person). We did so, and those poems were given to the people. The poems we wrote were really quite ( Read more... )