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[gold_i_locks]

You fit into me.
Like a hook in an eye.
A fish hook. An open eye.

Quite the splendid love poem, isn't it? It reeks of failed marriage, angry exes, and sadistic/masochistic significant others. Not my cup of coffee, but what can I say, it's got a nice ring to it. It's kind of disconcerting, though, when the creepy landlord on the floor above you leaves

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[aesops_horse]

Uh, yeah, that's sad - and then creepy, placed into the context with your landlord.

[gold_i_locks]

I agree on both counts. I do hope that it is not what he intends to do...to me...or to any others in the building.

[giftapfel]

I always preferred The Valentine, myself. I ought to be finishing up soon here, and Bob could probably use a walk.

[gold_i_locks]

It certainly would be better than fish hooks poked strategically in eyes. I would like the company if Bob doesn't mind humoring a Doberman.

[giftapfel]

I doubt, he's a wierd little puppy. I'll call Isaac and let him know I'm poochnapping; though I'm sure he'll be relieved.

[gold_i_locks]

What kind of dog is Bob? I'm sure Jennifer, my dog, will enjoy something of the same species to roll around with.

[vive_la_vixen]

Disconcerting is not the word. Do you not pay your rent on time?

...Too much sleep. Too much tea. Your meal planning leaves something to be desired, also. A walk is a very good idea, though. It is good for the unemployed to stay busy, I am told.

[gold_i_locks]

If I was capable of it, I'd laugh.

There is such a thing as having a job and 'Gasp!' having the day off.

[vive_la_vixen]

Incapable of laughing? Really? How very unfortunate for you.

Ah. Indeed there is. Do forgive the misunderstanding. Your overindulgence makes much more sense now.

[gold_i_locks]

[off_the_hookah]

You're out of the hospital? Jesus Christ, I give up.

[gold_i_locks]

Scribble, scribble, scribble... quite an interesting topic you've got going...

Wasting my time again. Should I expect sirens? Maybe a straight jacket? Or are you just going to poke me with a syringe on your own this time? I'm sure you have plenty of them.

[kellyfixit]

I am sure Neil only had your best interests at heart; deflecting your upset into attacks upon him does no one any favors.

[gold_i_locks]

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[gold_i_locks]

Naturally. As you can see, though, I had a thoroughly pleasant entry that was, how would you put it? Rained upon.

It's called being a bitch, darling, get use to it.

[sleeproot]

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