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gold_i_locks

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Apr 13, 2008 15:20

My landlord has officially lost his mind.

Six marriage proprosals in two weeks. I think his old age has made him senile (or just entirely too desperate). He's even bought a ring, which is frightening, seeing as I have only said a grand total of ten words to the man. The six NOs are not included in that count. I need coffee, a muzzle, and a ( Read more... )

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pappybear April 13 2008, 20:43:08 UTC

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gold_i_locks April 13 2008, 20:45:23 UTC

He's such an...I had to threaten castration idiot.

pappybear April 13 2008, 20:55:24 UTC

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gold_i_locks April 13 2008, 20:57:09 UTC

"Significant words of wisdom"?

I'm sure he was tempted to ask you to marry him as well.

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givinggifts April 13 2008, 21:30:50 UTC

...the landlord has been proposing marriage to you? Have I even met the landlord? No one in the building has struck me as particularly crazy, though I haven't actually talked to anyone at length (besides you and Uncle David).

gold_i_locks April 13 2008, 21:36:25 UTC

Well, I hadn't intended to make such a big deal about it, but the man just asked again while I was walking through my door. He's the batty old man that lives on the floor above us. If you listen closely at night you can hear him trying to sing polka.

givinggifts April 13 2008, 21:38:41 UTC

That's him? I thought it was some bizarre, experimental radio show.

gold_i_locks April 13 2008, 21:42:41 UTC

Sadly, it is him. I advise that you keep a ten foot distance from him at all times.

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off_the_hookah April 14 2008, 01:53:13 UTC

It must be LOVE!

gold_i_locks April 14 2008, 02:08:12 UTC

That or a deeply rooted psychological problem.

off_the_hookah April 14 2008, 02:22:22 UTC

There are those who would claim both are the same thing.

gold_i_locks April 15 2008, 00:04:08 UTC

I can't argue that.

Amy loves_horses April 19 2008, 01:46:38 UTC

Hey!

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I know that landlord. I have that landlord.

Layne gold_i_locks April 19 2008, 02:00:08 UTC

You do?

What number are you?

Amy loves_horses April 19 2008, 02:32:06 UTC

Yeah, I swear I've heard two of those proposals. The look on your face! I had to laugh.

23. Whats yours?

Layne gold_i_locks April 19 2008, 02:43:27 UTC

He's sixty going on eighty, my facial expressions were warrented.

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