I've been listening to Madonna's album Erotica lately.

Check out this lyrical snippet:

I don't think you know what pain is
I don't think you've gone that way
I could bring you so much pleasure
I'll come to you when you say
I know you want me
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm not gonna hurt you, just close your eyes

The part at the end.... I'm not ( Read more... )

I just spent 20 minutes writing an email to my old German teacher, and it failed because my login timed out on the email network.

FUUUUUUUUCK!

I'm feeling nostalgic, but not in the normal sense ( Read more... )

I discovered last night that my roommate has a temper that makes him turn violent. He had to be up at 5:30 am. Some people were outside the dorm last night, and started honking their horn at 12:30 am. So he gets out of bed and rushes downstairs and outside to "kick their mother fucking asses." He didn't make it to them in time, and they were gone ( Read more... )

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It started at the bus stop on Colfax and Broadway. A black guy (looked and acted REALLY high on something) approached this couple and asked for money. They had none on them, and he kept harassing them, getting in their face. The bus came, and the bus driver eventually let the guy on with no money. But in the process, this white guy... looked and ( Read more... )

Pssh.... studying is overrated!

*nervous laughter*

I started the regimen described by www.acne.org and I really hope it works... because my face is hella tight and dry. :O ( Read more... )

I walked into the bathroom my roommate, my suitemates, and I share. Behind the toilet, on the wall, was placed picture from Maxim magazine featuring a woman with her shirt rolled up to just below her nipples, and her undies rolled down to just above her cooter. A woman with the lettuce-leaf-diet-type body. With some stupid comment on it saying ( Read more... )

So I've decided to change the topic of my persuasive speech. The McDonald's case is just too complicated for the speech purpose. I've decided to convince people that if they want a good shave, they should do it the old fashioned way: double-edge or straight-edge razor, a badger hair shaving brush, and a good quality shaving cream. I'll show why ( Read more... )